mother-fucking-avengers:

fankiero:

fankiero:

I call this game how many pieces of uncooked spaghetti can I throw at my cat until she gets pissed off and bites me

39

i bet she’s spaghetting tired of your shit

(via blondeinthewoods)

pizza:

pizza:

i’m going to name my daughter casserole so then she’ll get the nickname cass and people will be like “oh, cass is short for cassandra, right?” and she will have to explain to them her name is casserole

i’m also going to have another daughter with the first name crystal and middle name meth for obvious reasons

(via blondeinthewoods)

oomshi:

cayleeanthonysmom:

oomshi:

My life goal is to have enough $100 bills that fill a bathtub & I want to bathe in my glory & success

my life goal is to sneeze with out farting

I think we’re on two different paths in life

(Source: like-ya, via crystallized-dewdrops)